I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET BORN!!!!
Life should begin with the death - and not on the other way.
Imagine that:
You lie six feet under, it's dark and musty,
and then you digging yourself to the light.
Then you go into a Nursing home
and will be kicked out when you're too young,
then you play a few years golf with a big pension,
get a gold clock and then you start to work, veeeeeery slowly.
If you're done it goes to college.
You have now enough money to enjoy the student life
with taking drugs, only have men/women in your head
and you're constantly drunken
If you're really bored of this it is time for school.
In school, you will be more stupid from year to year,
until you finally get fired.
Then you play a few years in the sandbox,
then you spend nine months in a womb,
and finally end your life as a
ORGASM!